you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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