i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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