The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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