Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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