her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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