So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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