i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This house was built for laser tag.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You pole danced in your parka.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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