sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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