and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
In America we eat man semen.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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