I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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