I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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