Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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