they need to just BURY HIM!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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