my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what day is it and did you see me today?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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