there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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