You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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