Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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