Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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