Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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