i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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