One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
All I want is dick and wine.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
