Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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