i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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