Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize