But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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