I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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