remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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