my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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