your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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