that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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