i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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