People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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