There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize