My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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