carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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