Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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