just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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