Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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