My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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