let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
