I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
50% drunk capacity currently
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
