thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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