ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I look better un-naked...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
