oh god the rape fog is back!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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