I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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