go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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