The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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