...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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