so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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