We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Randomize
