I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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