Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Semen is not good for contacts.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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