1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
