to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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