So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
And then he peed in my hair
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